By santashelper - 05/12/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML
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crazy005 7

Dude; 1) FYL For all the angry glares you musta gotten and tears shed, but YDI because you don't bring older kids to see Santa. Despite how much you think "D'aw, they'll love it. " Even though we complain to you. Note: When we say we hate it and don't wanna go, we mean it.

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kelissa_fml 16

That sucks. Crushing young people's dreams since 2011... But I'd have to admit I would be embarrassed if my mother brought me... I'd probably say something like that too...

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ColtsDoug18 0

That's when you sign your son up to be Santa for a day or two to teach him a lesson!

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Joanlysn 0

Theyre gonna find out sometime. Better now then later :p

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killak41 9

The little elves are still legit tho...right?

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rhysfucker 24

Yes. They make cookies in the off-season.

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tyghl55 4

Yah they're called midgets, dwarfs, and little people in the off season lol

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iamyourgod 3

Wow, little elves is a bit racist to call a Chinese person making all the crapy toys.

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scoop15928 4

I know Santa isn't real. The only real ones are Harry the Hanukkah latke and Kwame the Kwanzaa Kick Ass.

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Skater5679 4

Better sooner then later. Christmas isn't even about Santa.

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Okayitwasme 0

Bull shit! Jesus wasn't even born on that date! Pope changed it so pagans wouldn't worship the darkest days! Also 3 wise men never visited the stable that night either! It was when he was 2 and in the town.

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reaganomics 6

Ahh someone who actually has read the bible and knows history, kudos to you 33

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M0rt 0

Kids don't care about Santa they just want presents

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Epsilonyx 15

33, although the incorrect date fact is true, The Wise Men came into the town when he was 2? What? The Gospel of Luke specifically speaks of the same day Christ was born and in a manger when describing the visit of The Wise Men, not when He was 2 and in town.

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illmatic2 16

I'm pretty sure almost everybody already knows that Jesus wasn't born on December 25th. But that's still the day that his birth is celebrated, so 22 is right.

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lionlvr 9

Well, in a way for adults. But for kids it is.

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Is that new anchor lady in Chicago that announced that on television related to you in some way?

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omgcookeys 15

The 22nd person replied to number 19.

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cheeseboy77 0

dumbass. you're 24th. "wow that sucks" such a stupid comment to go with a stupid user

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FirestarFML 5

Ok, I just need to say, if you still believe in santa claus, you are WAY to young to be looking at this website.

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cheeseboy77 0

not realizing that they're kidding probably means that you shouldn't be on here...

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