By Screwed - 07/06/2014 13:31 - Australia

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Today, I took some heavy pain medication before calling my boyfriend. I don't remember the call, but apparently confessed to really liking corn, and faking orgasms. FML
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Welshite 39

That he's going to start feeding her corn on the cob before having sex. It's really the only logical reply.

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buckdharma 37

Friends, Romans, cuntrymen, lend me your ears!

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abusch 9

You took heavy pain meds before calling your boyfriend.. Is it usually such a painful experience that you felt the need to prepare? ;)

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Saraishi 24

I wish I could eat corn on the cob right now. Con of having braces.

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Saraishi 24

*I wish I could eat corn on the cob right now. Con of having braces. YDI for not being honest tho. Communication makes for better sex, so you're cheating yourself and your bf of that by faking orgasms. It's not good for your relationship either.

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kasmol 16

You must not like corn that much if you have to fake orgasms. Try branching out beyond grains into fruits and vegetables.

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kasmol 16

The only way the guy will learn is by being told or shown. If you go through the motions but feel nothing, we are thinking, "Hot damn, I got it going on." Walk him through it, let him watch you...hell draw diagrams. Just get the message across.

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Confidentkid 10

Was you liking corn really a big confession? :)

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