Hey this is the corn lover who posted this, just thought I'd share a lil background info. I have two ruptured discs in my back, hence the medication, and accidentally took two pills and one panadol, as the heavy meds look almost identical to panadol. About the orgasms, my boyfriend is the sweetest guy on the planet and as I took his virginity he doesn't have much experience. He is getting better but was really worried he didn't do anything for me because I didn't come. I'm aware I'm a total cow for faking but it made him happy and was only once. As to his reaction, I found out about it the next morning and when I admitted it was true (both the faking and the corn) he wasn't mad at me, only really depressed cause now he thinks that I find him unattractive. He's 6 foot tall, curly brown hair, blue eyes and an amazing set of abs/biceps. I'm officially the worst gf in the world. On the corn note, I really do love it and have been craving it for about a week:/

Well, at least now he knows you better. ..

Corn is good

Tell him you've been watching Mexican infomercials, and you need The Cornballer.

Don't fake orgasms then, problem solved, instead of lying about it, help him with it..

If you like corn so much, he should take the cue and pull out some dirty talk Dane Cook style. . ."my dick feels just like corn" and just make sure you're ready to reply with "give me the butter baby!"

Oooohhh shit that's bad

plot twist: op meant to type **** instead of corn

I took lortab after getting my teeth, and apparently talked to my boyfriend ( at the time anyway) about lesbian sex. I still don't remember any of it.

I'm sure he loved that! Lol