By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 21:01 - United States

Today, I took the 6 year old I'm babysitting to the mall to see Santa after weeks of her begging. We got there in time to see him get out of his Prius and dress in the parking lot. FML
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jonan1212 5

And his little santas too

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borkchop1992 15

way to go he just ruined your daughter's childhood

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mannykinz 9

She was babysitting. Its not her daughter, dumbass.

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Schizomaniac 24

Yup, 14. How can you be THAT stupid. I am appalled by such blatant idiocy. YOU'RE GOING NOWHERE IN LIFE, YOU ******* IGNORAMUS. DAMN.

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borkchop1992 15

the day i get corrected by an idiot who has to take their own pictures

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ikickgingers 15

28 - I looked at your pic and thought y'all were rocking Trekkie outfits. **** I'm so confused right now.

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soccerguy2 11

62- I love gears. I dont even care this comment will get thumbed down I just needed to say that.

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bobbycorwen 5

It isn't her child.

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drlemmon 2

93- I thought they were the wiggles! :)

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zanrothnis 2

Since when does Santa have a Prius?!?

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marthagayo 14

Since global warming started melting the north pole! Duh!

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iamyourgod 3

Sleighs have to big of carbon footprint. Santa's just trying to be green.

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Jordan740 6

Santa's going green??!!...Damn tree huggers

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Isoldael 27

Here in the Netherlands we celebrate something similar (Sinterklaas). When kids happen to see 2 of them at the same time, or a fake beard, parents generally tell them they are "help santas", because the real one can't be everywhere at the same time :)

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AdamBasebal69 0

How did he fit in the Prius?

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ProhibitionRose 14

The same way he fits down a chimney! Extra lube O.O

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GermanFail 4

That sucks, think of the response, "where is Rudolf?"

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twofirstnames 12

Way to know that Santas not real. That man just crushed a little kids hopes and dreams. FHL for sure too

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lightzonlycast 2

Did you see him again eating in the food court, prompting him to yell "i'm on my ******* lunch break"?

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