By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 21:01 - United States

Today, I took the 6 year old I'm babysitting to the mall to see Santa after weeks of her begging. We got there in time to see him get out of his Prius and dress in the parking lot. FML
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jonan1212 5

And his little santas too

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mr_inkredible 0

What's up with Santa this year?

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ty1992_farmlife 12

Gets me thinking of the movie "Bad Santa". Ouch, that'll put a damper on the little kids..

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bubo_fml 10

Santa drives a Prius? Fukkin' 1%er bastard!

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every1luvsboners 11

Mrs. Clause borrowed the sleigh to take one of the elves to the doctor to get the stuffed unicorn out of his arse.

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mynameispickle 0

Awww poor child...Were you able to explain that Santa is actually real and that one is just an imposter or something?

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Angelrose2004 17

Another child's dream shattered... Smh!

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Awesomesau5 0

Santa drives a Prius? Does it have better fuel efficiency then Rudolf?

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Isoldael 27

If you think gasoline is expensive these days, check out the prices of reindeer moss o.O

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ohhhsnapple 14

I'd tell her that he has to wear street clothes when he's not at work...like a superhero. :)

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bananagrams 9

He then got on his segway, drove over someone's foot, and then gave someone the finger has he drove off

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