Health: Today, I took the bus home. A bum sat next to me. Reeking with... - FML

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, I took the bus home. A bum sat next to me. Reeking with alcohol and sweat, he pulls out a pair of nail clippers and clips his grimy finger nails. With every clip, the nails would fly up and hit me. As I was about to ask him to stop, a nail flies into my mouth. I swallowed it. FML

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itspretzelday 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 4:56

I am the author of this post, and no, I could not move to a different seat. The bus was packed like a can of sardines. My seat was actually the only seat open. Lol. I wanted to be nice, so I let him sit next to me. When he was clipping his nails, yes, they were flying EVERYWHERE. I didn't mean to swallow the nail, by the way. It was accidental. Completely. Lol. I can only fit so much in that little submit box. I couldn't explain the entire story. :) Now you all know. Trust me, if I had the opportunity to move, I would've. . . .

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Canuck 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 10:17

you don't ask him to stop.. you move.. don't mess with a drunk bum just let him b

fosizzlemynizzlE 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:33

yeah. thats disgusting....and i have a large tolerance for things that gross me out.

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Hockeylover87_71 0

Monday 24 August 2009 8:46

fyl! congrats, you now probably have aids

larenite 0

Monday 19 October 2009 2:51

I've read this EXACT FML before. either that or I'm delusional :-o

Grossedoutlol90 0

Friday 6 November 2009 8:24

omg thts disgusting!!!!!

Churr 0

Monday 21 December 2009 7:17

Pwned by a Bum..nice.. lol

Bobert09 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 19:37

A similar thing happened to me. I took the bus home. A bum sat next to me. Reeking with alcohol and sweat, he pulls out a jar of Vaseline and proceeds to rub his grimy pen1$. With every slap, the cum would fly up and hit me. As I was about to ask him to stop, a juicy load of semen flies into my mouth. I swallowed it. FML

gladiaintu 0

Friday 8 January 2010 21:33

two words -SOOOOO GROSS-

comeonpeople_ 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 18:48

I Gagged Thinking About it Poor You, I Would Have Moved Tbh.

Whiterabbitm1 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 19:52

did you ever think of just moving or here's an idea stand up on the bus

sum33 0

Friday 19 February 2010 2:36

you should probably get checked for stds

marine10_fml 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 17:05

yaaaa right! lies!

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