By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, I took the bus home. A bum sat next to me. Reeking with alcohol and sweat, he pulls out a pair of nail clippers and clips his grimy finger nails. With every clip, the nails would fly up and hit me. As I was about to ask him to stop, a nail flies into my mouth. I swallowed it. FML
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itspretzelday 0

I am the author of this post, and no, I could not move to a different seat. The bus was packed like a can of sardines. My seat was actually the only seat open. Lol. I wanted to be nice, so I let him sit next to me. When he was clipping his nails, yes, they were flying EVERYWHERE. I didn't mean to swallow the nail, by the way. It was accidental. Completely. Lol. I can only fit so much in that little submit box. I couldn't explain the entire story. :) Now you all know. Trust me, if I had the opportunity to move, I would've. . . .

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Canuck 0

you don't ask him to stop.. you move.. don't mess with a drunk bum just let him b

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fosizzlemynizzlE 0

yeah. thats disgusting....and i have a large tolerance for things that gross me out.

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anttabdudes2468 1

you must tai a lot i do to. and i half agree with what you are saying.

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tasinet0978 1

TL; ROTC: RN, Y, CYL; DR. (Too long; read only the caps: RELIGIOUS NUTCASE, YOU, CHANGE YOUR LIFE; didn't read.) 'bout ******* time this was an acronym.

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_MidnightLuna_ 17

I would have punched him in the face. And spit on him.

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AustinGriffin 1

Wow thts disgusting!!!!!!!!

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Razman201 14

Taste of salty vodka comes to mind. Yuk. You didn't move because??

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missababgaga 19

Oh of course you swallowed it, that always happens in FML's similar to this one.

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