Health: Today, I took the bus home. A bum sat next to me. Reeking with... - FML

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, I took the bus home. A bum sat next to me. Reeking with alcohol and sweat, he pulls out a pair of nail clippers and clips his grimy finger nails. With every clip, the nails would fly up and hit me. As I was about to ask him to stop, a nail flies into my mouth. I swallowed it. FML

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Thursday 16 April 2009 4:56

I am the author of this post, and no, I could not move to a different seat. The bus was packed like a can of sardines. My seat was actually the only seat open. Lol. I wanted to be nice, so I let him sit next to me. When he was clipping his nails, yes, they were flying EVERYWHERE. I didn't mean to swallow the nail, by the way. It was accidental. Completely. Lol. I can only fit so much in that little submit box. I couldn't explain the entire story. :) Now you all know. Trust me, if I had the opportunity to move, I would've. . . .

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Canuck 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 10:17

you don't ask him to stop.. you move.. don't mess with a drunk bum just let him b

fosizzlemynizzlE 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:33

yeah. thats disgusting....and i have a large tolerance for things that gross me out.

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CeltHound 14

Sunday 16 March 2014 20:58

Never open your mouth to talk! Move the **** away!!!!!!

mashmashbaby 12

Friday 5 September 2014 2:26

Oh my god, I think I'm gonna puke! :/

HiddenGod 4

Friday 10 October 2014 14:21

Just hearing that makes me want to throw up.

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