Health: Today, I took the bus home. A bum sat next to me. Reeking with... - FML

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, I took the bus home. A bum sat next to me. Reeking with alcohol and sweat, he pulls out a pair of nail clippers and clips his grimy finger nails. With every clip, the nails would fly up and hit me. As I was about to ask him to stop, a nail flies into my mouth. I swallowed it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 134 812

You deserved it 13 390

itspretzelday tells us more.

itspretzelday 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 4:56

I am the author of this post, and no, I could not move to a different seat. The bus was packed like a can of sardines. My seat was actually the only seat open. Lol. I wanted to be nice, so I let him sit next to me. When he was clipping his nails, yes, they were flying EVERYWHERE. I didn't mean to swallow the nail, by the way. It was accidental. Completely. Lol. I can only fit so much in that little submit box. I couldn't explain the entire story. :) Now you all know. Trust me, if I had the opportunity to move, I would've. . . .

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

Canuck 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 10:17

you don't ask him to stop.. you move.. don't mess with a drunk bum just let him b

fosizzlemynizzlE 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:33

yeah. thats disgusting....and i have a large tolerance for things that gross me out.

Comments

polly87 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 10:35

EEEw GROSS.

xClarkGable 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 10:36

ahh, that was a great TWSS joke.

coggs 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 10:36

that is horrible fyl. im still confused as to why you swallowed a hobo's nail instead of spittin it out

endless63 2

Wednesday 15 April 2009 10:36

....nasty LOL

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 15 April 2009 10:41

I just threw up a little in my mouth. Thats ******* rank. But I agree with #1. Next time just move like a sensible person. Bums don't care what you want or think.

Kiquick 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 10:42

You should have just moved as #1 said. If he's inconsiderate enough to actually do such a thing with a stranger beside him, what are the odds of him even giving a s**t about what you think?

xClarkGable 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 10:45

15, by bums do you mean homeless people, or dirty, smelly, gross people? Cause stereotyping is a btch ass thing to do.

stonerchu 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 10:50

@17 Do you not read?

fylives 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 10:57

Obviously not, 'cause reading is a "btch ass thing to do". LOL

JohnSly21 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 10:58

I am now Nauseas and cant eat. FML.

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10

Keywords

Miscellaneous Family DIY Cats Management Work Poopoo peepee Awkward Capitalism Relatable Coworkers Frustration Am I overreacting? Animals ADHD Dogs Transportation Love Dating Health Anxiety Technology Mental health Sleep Roommate Clumsy Noise Confused AITA Parents

The Top

Today, my brother-in-law is a complete toxic asshole who makes me have panic attacks. He nitpicks my house non-stop and always puts me down. I'm a normal, good person, but all I want now is for him to suffer greatly in life for all the horrible things he has said to me and about me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 414

You deserved it 123

Today, I realized that I will never be able to buy the car I've wanted since middle school. The car? A greyish-silver Volvo, which is the make and color of car Kurt Cobain drove. The reason? I've been informed that it's also the make and color of the car that Edward Cullen drives in Twilight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 791

You deserved it 11 207

The Top

Today, my dad took my phone away because I "had to be texting while driving in order to wreck my car." I was too ashamed to tell him that a huge bug flew into my face causing me to veer off the road and into a brick mailbox. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 187

You deserved it 7 605

Today, while having sex on the couch with my single neighbour, a beam in the couch broke. Not even slightly fazed, she said, "It's okay, my husband can fix it." Husband? FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 912

You deserved it 8 682

Today, I weighed myself for the first time in a while and confirmed that I have put on a few pounds. I was feeling a bit down about it. I went to work and on arriving a workmate I hadn't seen in a while gave me a hug. She said, "I love hugging you, you're so nice and squishy." FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 678

You deserved it 7 847

Today, I was yet again asked to show my hall pass. I'm 23 and work at a middle school. I've worked here for the last five months, so not only do I look 13 years old, I'm also not memorable enough for my own coworkers to recognize me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 184

You deserved it 3 203

Today, I was using the restroom at a gas station when someone hurriedly knocked on the door. Thinking that it was my sister, I playfully said, "Hold up, hoe!" I opened the door to see a goth woman with an edgy haircut giving me a death stare. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 824

You deserved it 6 003

Today, I was stung by a red wasp. While my husband heroically killed it, I, the person terrified of wasps after being swarmed as a child, collapsed, sobbed, screamed, and almost vomited from sheer terror. Give me snakes, spiders, insects galore and I am fine. Single flying asshole of doom and I turn into a child. FML

I agree, your life sucks 403

You deserved it 165