By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, I took the bus home. A bum sat next to me. Reeking with alcohol and sweat, he pulls out a pair of nail clippers and clips his grimy finger nails. With every clip, the nails would fly up and hit me. As I was about to ask him to stop, a nail flies into my mouth. I swallowed it. FML
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I am the author of this post, and no, I could not move to a different seat. The bus was packed like a can of sardines. My seat was actually the only seat open. Lol. I wanted to be nice, so I let him sit next to me. When he was clipping his nails, yes, they were flying EVERYWHERE. I didn't mean to swallow the nail, by the way. It was accidental. Completely. Lol. I can only fit so much in that little submit box. I couldn't explain the entire story. :) Now you all know. Trust me, if I had the opportunity to move, I would've. . . .

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Canuck 0

you don't ask him to stop.. you move.. don't mess with a drunk bum just let him b

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fosizzlemynizzlE 0

yeah. thats disgusting....and i have a large tolerance for things that gross me out.

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venom7 0

Dude are you an idiot?! Get the hell out of your seat and move! Not only did u swallow a nail but you ended up smelling as well! Congrats smartpants!

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scottyz1 0

It's been said but 'That's what you get for swallowing'

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darkmis1 17

Ewwwww!!!!! That's just nasty! Y didn't u move as zoo. As he sat down?

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JackTheRipper_fml 0

did it taste salty? and also, after this little incident, i would look into "Hobo's Toe Nail Flys Into Your Mouth" insurance.

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exthalion 0

yum. nothin like a latenight snack

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foxypunkerella 0

I find it a little suspect that of all things a bum would have...nail clippers? I'm glad that his nail cleanliness is such a priority.

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ditlihi 0

OMG! You got the virus now. You're gonna be a bum soon.

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raabhimself 0

At least he didn't jump into your cab and profess his love for you, and started wooing you with Johny Cash's Ring of Fire..

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