By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, I took the bus home. A bum sat next to me. Reeking with alcohol and sweat, he pulls out a pair of nail clippers and clips his grimy finger nails. With every clip, the nails would fly up and hit me. As I was about to ask him to stop, a nail flies into my mouth. I swallowed it. FML
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itspretzelday 0

I am the author of this post, and no, I could not move to a different seat. The bus was packed like a can of sardines. My seat was actually the only seat open. Lol. I wanted to be nice, so I let him sit next to me. When he was clipping his nails, yes, they were flying EVERYWHERE. I didn't mean to swallow the nail, by the way. It was accidental. Completely. Lol. I can only fit so much in that little submit box. I couldn't explain the entire story. :) Now you all know. Trust me, if I had the opportunity to move, I would've. . . .

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Canuck 0

you don't ask him to stop.. you move.. don't mess with a drunk bum just let him b

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fosizzlemynizzlE 0

yeah. thats disgusting....and i have a large tolerance for things that gross me out.

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isthisminh 0

you have aids now , lol

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boredomnesses 0

I'd puke untill it came back up then make him eat it :D

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maddog_fml 0

Hmmm.. A bum with nail clippers?? : Yeah right!! Anyway, listen to #1 and move your ass next time.

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kellster 2

I guess that'll teach you to keep your mouth shut in the future, lol. Next time try moving to a different seat?

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MangyBum 0

Thats awesome. Dont mess with a drunk bum. #1 is right.

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teh_ass 0

Uhh, just move! Or are you too lazy? And I never knew that people swallowed everything that landed in their mouth. How stupid.

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