By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, I took the bus home. A bum sat next to me. Reeking with alcohol and sweat, he pulls out a pair of nail clippers and clips his grimy finger nails. With every clip, the nails would fly up and hit me. As I was about to ask him to stop, a nail flies into my mouth. I swallowed it. FML
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itspretzelday 0

I am the author of this post, and no, I could not move to a different seat. The bus was packed like a can of sardines. My seat was actually the only seat open. Lol. I wanted to be nice, so I let him sit next to me. When he was clipping his nails, yes, they were flying EVERYWHERE. I didn't mean to swallow the nail, by the way. It was accidental. Completely. Lol. I can only fit so much in that little submit box. I couldn't explain the entire story. :) Now you all know. Trust me, if I had the opportunity to move, I would've. . . .

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Canuck 0

you don't ask him to stop.. you move.. don't mess with a drunk bum just let him b

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fosizzlemynizzlE 0

yeah. thats disgusting....and i have a large tolerance for things that gross me out.

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USNA_Midshipman 0

What? You couldn't have moved to a different seat?

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panda24 0

This sounds incredibly fake.

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dz_zb 0

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA IDIOT for not moving!

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route95 0

YOU SHOULD HAVE MOVED! EEEEWWWWWWWWWWW

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reetah 0

D: gross. that's so random though, where did a bum get nail clippers?

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zoomster 0

well next time keep your mouth shut, get up and move!

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lolwhat_fml 0

LMFAO, EW I agree wiht number 78, where did a bum get nail clippers? He could have just bought food or smokes for that money C:

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krankypoptart 0

First Reaction: eeewww Now. Wow, how random, Nail clippers???

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