By boblaj - 22/05/2012 16:11 - United Kingdom - Hastings

Today, I took the day off work to be with my wife, since she's always bemoaning my lack of romantic gestures. As thanks, she spent most of the day reading Fifty Shades of Grey, which is basically a blatant plagiarism of Twilight, starring a pair of two-dimensional BDSM freaks. FML
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ManInTheMachine 19

Dammit redbluegreen! You edited your comment and now I look like an idiot.

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graphicstyle7 17

Get some counseling for your relationship.

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roonytoony38585 3

Good book, don't blame her lol maybe she's telling you she needs some!

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fishereric 1

I find it funny that Twilight is considered a step up from her book.

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graphicstyle7 17

I take that back. Contempt in a relationship is usually the death of it. Maybe it's time to explore other options and let her go. You'd both probably be happier somewhere else with someone else.

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NNR 0

So watz your safe word mines complete slince.

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missnuthin 10

have you seen the spoof video of Gilbert Godfrey doing the audio book for that? I haven't laughed that hard in ages!

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Leetswaglordmaybe2 9

and that's what marriage is all about!~ YDI for being a puppet

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djxerxes9000 18

I really enjoy being married. Wouldn't being married make him less of a 'puppet' since fewer people are getting married these days. You deserve face herpes for being a fool.

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