By boblaj - 22/05/2012 16:11 - United Kingdom - Hastings

Today, I took the day off work to be with my wife, since she's always bemoaning my lack of romantic gestures. As thanks, she spent most of the day reading Fifty Shades of Grey, which is basically a blatant plagiarism of Twilight, starring a pair of two-dimensional BDSM freaks. FML
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ManInTheMachine 19

Dammit redbluegreen! You edited your comment and now I look like an idiot.

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brittproud 4

It's not plagiarism at all. Like twilight. It's a love story. But the stories are no where near the same.

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missd420 16

It was a Twilight fan fiction. Do your research

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kishuu_fml 1

She obviously is giving you hints on how to spice up your marriage

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josephhaynes1990 1

By reading a book that her husband obviously has no interest in on the day he took offto spend with her? Yep, definitely sounds like she's dropping some major hints there

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kaymi 17

Today, it's my birthday and I'm sick as hell. It feels like I constantly have to poop when I don't and my uterus is trying destroy me...or Might have another birthday surprise. Fml

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deathtothepix 26

"Blatant plagiarism of twilight." - Who cares? Twilight sucks. [Warning, this comment contains a personal opinion]

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AnyaS 19

Are they freaks because of the BDSM or because it's Twilight? Because being into a consenting form of erotic/sexual activity doesn't make one a freak just because not all want to jump into the boat.

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rattusrattus 18

Speaking as a BDSM 'freak' myself, this is not BDSM. I borrowed them from the library out of curiosity. Christian Gray is an abusive stalker who is creepier than Edward Cullen, and Ana Steele is a doormat too spineless - and some may argue too stupid - to give meaningful consent. It wasn't arousing. It was deeply, deeply disturbing.

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esines 9

Some sexual activities make people freaks though. If you don't believe me then google search "Two girls one cup". Freaks

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stinkFist232 3

Could be a hint there, chief. Might want to pick up some candles, nylon rope and a butt plug next time. :D

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missathegirlwond 19

Well 50 shades was written as a Twilight fanfiction piece called 'Masters of the Universe.' So it's just as, if no more, pathetic than Twilight itself. :P

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sbjess 8

YDI for reading twilight

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loserman67 35

I think you need to leave before she gets dressed up in leather, ties you up and whips the shit out of you. But hey, maybe you're into that sort of thing. It's obvious that you are already masochistic, marrying a woman who can read such drivel... "but Dear, when is it my turn?" "THIS IS YOUR TURN!"

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