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By boblaj - 22/05/2012 16:11 - United Kingdom - Hastings

Today, I took the day off work to be with my wife, since she's always bemoaning my lack of romantic gestures. As thanks, she spent most of the day reading Fifty Shades of Grey, which is basically a blatant plagiarism of Twilight, starring a pair of two-dimensional BDSM freaks. FML

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Same thing different taste

By fiftyno - 01/10/2012 15:02 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I came home to my wife practising biting her lip in the mirror. Fuck you, Fifty Shades of Grey. FML

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By Divorce? - 29/07/2017 00:30

Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 08:06 - United States - Gig Harbor

Today, I had to endure my girlfriend crying and screaming at me. The reason? I'm not able to please her like the fictional character Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey. When she left me, she took all her stuff and left me with copies of the 3 books. FML

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By I_dislike_Twilight - 08/09/2011 12:52 - United States

Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML

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They're still books, technically

By breakmyfall - 15/11/2020 02:02

Today, my brother's girlfriend came over to visit and we got to talking about books. Thinking she'd be interested, I suggested a few. She responded that she "only reads good literature." The only books I've ever seen her read are Fifty Shades of Gray and the Twilight saga. FML

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Affection breakdown

By Anonymous - 19/12/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom - Boston

Today, my wife can't be bothered to do anything that isn't work, talk about her work, and sit on the sofa. Then she complains that I don't show any affection, when she can be bothered to even talk to me. FML

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Stuck in the past

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML

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No rest

By Anonymous - 30/10/2021 11:00

Today, I'd booked a day off work so I could sit and read books all day. I told my wife this, and her response was basically, "Well since you're at home not doing anything important, here’s a list of jobs that need doing." I wasn’t aware enjoying reading counted as doing nothing important. FML

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By actor my ass - 21/01/2012 22:44 - Canada

Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML

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By whymanwhy - 13/04/2015 10:43 - Czech Republic

Today, I went on a date with a cute guy I met at a bookstore. He stood up and said he was leaving when I said that I didn't like 50 Shades of Grey, because he, "doesn't want to be near a bitch who doesn't know her place". He then told me to give him a ride home. FML

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Tuesday 22 May 2012 22:35

Dammit redbluegreen! You edited your comment and now I look like an idiot.

Snafuusmc 12

Tuesday 22 May 2012 21:52

IT'S A TRAP!

Comments

COswald27 2

Wednesday 23 May 2012 5:28

Fifty Shades of Grey is a good book in my opinion. It lacks the annoying 12 and 13 year old fangirls. The book could use less sex though.

QueenSaru 28

Wednesday 23 May 2012 5:32

Fifty Shades of Grey originally WAS Twilight AU fanfiction, then the author changed the names and got it published. :/

grace12898 0

Wednesday 23 May 2012 6:10

What is BDSM?

rawrrmonster78 0

Wednesday 23 May 2012 6:15

Vanilla bean

chosha_fml 26

Wednesday 23 May 2012 7:00

It's not actually plagiarized, but it IS crap.

iHeartRKO 5

Wednesday 23 May 2012 7:16

Great book she has great taste! That book could spice up your relationship

ThisBeAUsername 6

Wednesday 23 May 2012 7:31

I hear the novel's pretty goddamn steamy.

laden_swallow09 34

Wednesday 23 May 2012 7:36

She does tell us where she got her ideas. She gets her characters and concepts from a wet dream she had one night. Seriously, look for Stephanie Meyer interviews. I can't make this shit up.