Today I took the dogs for a walk. Well, one actually. The other... - FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2020 19:34 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today I took the dogs for a walk. Well, one actually. The other one, though very enthusiastic about the walk, simply turned in the wrong direction, was too stupid to look around or come find us, too deaf to hear my calls, and so ended up going back home after 20 meters. FML

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sarahcroy20 12

Saturday 26 December 2020 3:48

Why are your dogs not on a leash?

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sarahcroy20 12

Saturday 26 December 2020 3:48

Why are your dogs not on a leash?

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