By sunshine19217 - 18/01/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML
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UpsidedownKayak 9

OP, he delivers pizza to you, I don't know how often, but he does. He knows you always order a single pizza and that there is no one there with you. Sorry, but you aren't fooling him but you might get him inside to deliver his tip. Does this sound like the beginning of a **** movie to anyone else?

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perdix 29

Show some cleavage añd maybe you'll get some extra sausage for free ;)

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Yo_daddy 0

pahaha I think that made my day

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lebronjames6 0

really dats ashame

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tucansam555 3

it's FMLs like this that I hate- it's your fault that your lonely. We don't care that your lonely. it's not our fault- it's yours. this isnt a true FML the part that should b an FML is the fact that you think that the world gives a ****. it doesn't. the reason you put this up is because you think the world will appreciate you. it doesnt. get a life you loser.

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sloaan 0

...Says the guy building up his self-confidence by insulting people online.

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srabel10 0

Wow and I suppose you have such a life to be on here insulting people??

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Lisa89 3

He's not really insulting, he's just saying the truth. Most people don't give a shit someone doesn't have friends through their own lack of social abilities. I've been through periods where i've not had friends and been really lonely, but I don't go around blaming everyone else or bitched about it on the internet. It was just because the people who I saw on a daily basis I didn't get on with that well and I was too shy to go find friends, just circumstances.

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tucansam555 3

why would I be building up self confidence online? that's retarded

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eskimomarvin 8

lol he was probably like ur weird all dressed up at ur house

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Rand_fml 0

When he gets there ask him if he wants a Piece.....of pizza...

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BottuhlRockit 0

wtf yea u have 0 lives hun go getta refill

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maybaybe 0

Get out there and find some hobbies or friends.

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