By sunshine19217 - 18/01/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML
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UpsidedownKayak 9

OP, he delivers pizza to you, I don't know how often, but he does. He knows you always order a single pizza and that there is no one there with you. Sorry, but you aren't fooling him but you might get him inside to deliver his tip. Does this sound like the beginning of a **** movie to anyone else?

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CaptainJ1000 1

He'd have preffered a tip you cheap bitch.

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muffpuncher 0

you should have invited him in for some big sausage pizza.

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Luckysam1984 0

Well people have done worse.

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islandz 0

I don't do that becuz everybody knows I don't have a life, and my family teases me about it instead of encouranging me to hav one so yah,

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jessxoxo28 5

um, your home alone all dolled up for pizza... the pizza guy is deff gonna have some opinions about that lol

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Athlete21 3

Lol some of dis.... For some of that? Pizza for sex what have we come to

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srabel10 0

Haha I had to get ready to go to the store and when I figured out my mom ordered pizza, I hurried just in case he was hot, it was a lady :/ lol

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JustinThunder 8

So, you wasted time getting ready for nothing. Did you waste money by giving him an incredibly large tip?

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tweetbaby14 18

cute pizza guys don't exist... unless you're into fat/greasy guys or guys with one eyebrow. then go ahead and ask for a date.

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owickedme 0

change your profile name to dudeface

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bubblezz0504 0

what ever makes you feel better about yourself....

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