By sunshine19217 - 18/01/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML
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UpsidedownKayak 9

OP, he delivers pizza to you, I don't know how often, but he does. He knows you always order a single pizza and that there is no one there with you. Sorry, but you aren't fooling him but you might get him inside to deliver his tip. Does this sound like the beginning of a **** movie to anyone else?

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pfdelisa 0

I think it's fun just to look like a bum when the pizza guy comes

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robbrown56 0

At least the pizza guy got to see you....

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tanjoodo 3

So, how would you F a life you don't have?

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Brittneyyyy 7

People are too self-conscious about these things. I'm sure he wouldn't have thought twice if you didn't get all dressed up for him :/

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RUSH777 0

Normally I have something sarcastic and rude to say, but I actually sympathize for you, OP. =[

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lildudee 0

my girl bestfriend flashed me accidentally. this would have been cool if only it didn't follow by a punch to the ribs. I now have a image if some 34C's in my head and a badly bruised rib. FML

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