By sunshine19217 - 18/01/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML
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UpsidedownKayak 9

OP, he delivers pizza to you, I don't know how often, but he does. He knows you always order a single pizza and that there is no one there with you. Sorry, but you aren't fooling him but you might get him inside to deliver his tip. Does this sound like the beginning of a **** movie to anyone else?

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TheRealMidnite 0

...a good tip should have been enough to convince him. Now he probably thinks you are into him. Good going.

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DakotaCat 4

Get all dressed up nice and stuff to eat pizza?? You know, I reckon he didn't give 2 ***** whether or not you had a life. I'm pretty sure his job is to deliver pizzer not imagine people's lives from how they dress.

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bigbro409 0

wow that's hilarious

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triggerit 5

op has all rights to be happy and she did right to get life and I reckon pizza boy is good enough to pay attention at young girl it is better than cry I am all alone...Good luck

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percawesome 0

Yeah I don't think a pizza guy would be one to pass judgment usually.... nothin against pizza guys :P

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nero9112 4

I don't know what is worse, that you actually did this or that you post it.

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