By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 19:01 - Netherlands - Herkenbosch

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Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
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MissWhitneyB 17

Next time when he wants some, push him off and point to his computer and tell him to enjoy.

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flashback.miss 28

Well, next time he wants a *******, tell him you're not in the mood and enjoy a nice banana.

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olpally 32

what an idiot! he can have the real thing! :/ wtf is wrong with him??

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AngrySailor 17

Well with out actually knowing OP, it's entirely possible that her ****** looks like an old hockey wound...

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DKjazz 20

Perhaps OP is just bad at sex. Then again, sex is like pizza: even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

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AngrySailor 17

He was having no problem with multiple partners on the Internet!

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joyce71 5

OMG how insulting would that be. if this was my man. I would be showing him the door

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RoboCunnilingus 23

He probably just wanted the ****** without the work.

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DKjazz 20

If you want something done right, you've got to do it yourself.

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measishouldbe 17

So y deny her an ****** when she was the one who wanted it in the first place.

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cottoncandymango 17

Ugh. He is so ungrateful of you.

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ScenicSubterfuge 39

Maybe he was trying to get back at you for something:)

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Enslaved 36

Not too surprising. You don't have to cuddle **** after coming.

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TheHeavyOne 15

End of a relationship, looks to me like the love & passion are gone.

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camiftw 1

well thank God hes your fiance not your husband

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worldclassrager 39

Turn him down sometime...see how he likes it...

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asherah14 7

I agree, it's not a reward system and that is a childish game. However, he clearly was in the mood to ******.

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