Animals: Today, I tried to be kind to animals and get my dad to buy cage-free...

By ilovechickens - 15/04/2012 03:46 - United States

Today, I tried to be kind to animals and get my dad to buy cage-free eggs. When I told him it was dollar more, he started yelling and making a scene in the middle of the store, saying that chickens are ugly and they deserve to suffer. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2013 20:38 - Germany - Bad Windsheim

Today, I went to the supermarket to get some Easter gifts for my kids. At the register, I was verbally abused to the point of tears by the cashier, for having way too many items for the 12 items or less lane. I had 13. FML

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By Angelica - 28/10/2011 01:48 - United States

Today, I had to sit patiently at the checkout at work, listening to my own father rant about how the twinkies he was buying were "twice the size back in my day", and how "you could buy a dozen of these suckers for just 10 cents." He didn't stop there. No, he tried to haggle over the price. FML

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By jessi - 02/12/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2022 21:59 - United States - Morganville

Today, I thought the cashier said the new blouse I picked out was ugly as she was ringing me up. I'm really self-conscious about my fashion sense, so I snapped and started yelling at her. It wasn't until she was close to tears did I find out she said "lovely" not "ugly". So, that's another store I can't go back to. FML

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WCARlover 34

Sunday 15 April 2012 8:31

Well if you're so concerned about it buy them yourself...not to sound harsh but your dad obviously isn't on board

unicornfairy 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 8:33

Chickens are not ugly! They are cute.

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jamiealison1 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 7:57

Hahaha. Omg I laughed so hard when I read this. And I'm an animal lover.

linnie_wesker 20

Tuesday 17 April 2012 9:01

Even though I'm a vegetarian and a bird lover, this still made me laugh. OP I hope you learned your lesson, don't ever try to force your beliefs on other people.

laurenmacias 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:58

You sure are the one to blame for making a scene

littlelotte98 3

Wednesday 18 April 2012 4:18

that makes me sad

kims0706 10

Thursday 19 April 2012 5:33

It's not really being kind to animals by buying cage free eggs... They still get cattle prodded and slaughtered mercilessly... Just go with normal eggs and become a vegetarian if you want to be that preachy about animals

Kev1878Mc 4

Thursday 19 April 2012 17:47

Your life sucks, but not as much as his does

Bebbo_fml 21

Saturday 21 April 2012 0:57

It adds up, next time offer to pay for it with your own money.

Elfkid21 19

Monday 23 April 2012 13:05

hahahaha omg i laughed so hard and so long i started crying! im still crackin up on how chickens are ugly and deserve to suffer!! hahahaha. Ok, but for the record, i'm 100% against animal cruelty! This was just funny as ****!