Animals: Today, I tried to be kind to animals and get my dad to buy cage-free...

By ilovechickens - 15/04/2012 03:46 - United States

Today, I tried to be kind to animals and get my dad to buy cage-free eggs. When I told him it was dollar more, he started yelling and making a scene in the middle of the store, saying that chickens are ugly and they deserve to suffer. FML

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Today, I went to the supermarket to get some Easter gifts for my kids. At the register, I was verbally abused to the point of tears by the cashier, for having way too many items for the 12 items or less lane. I had 13. FML

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By Angelica - 28/10/2011 01:48 - United States

Today, I had to sit patiently at the checkout at work, listening to my own father rant about how the twinkies he was buying were "twice the size back in my day", and how "you could buy a dozen of these suckers for just 10 cents." He didn't stop there. No, he tried to haggle over the price. FML

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By jessi - 02/12/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2022 21:59 - United States - Morganville

Today, I thought the cashier said the new blouse I picked out was ugly as she was ringing me up. I'm really self-conscious about my fashion sense, so I snapped and started yelling at her. It wasn't until she was close to tears did I find out she said "lovely" not "ugly". So, that's another store I can't go back to. FML

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WCARlover 34

Sunday 15 April 2012 8:31

Well if you're so concerned about it buy them yourself...not to sound harsh but your dad obviously isn't on board

unicornfairy 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 8:33

Chickens are not ugly! They are cute.

Comments

sadistmonkey 19

Sunday 15 April 2012 9:01

17 - By your reasoning, poison dart frogs were created for our consumption as well. Specifically for your consumption.

HeyMondayAddict 4

Sunday 15 April 2012 9:02

Chickens are a little creepy. Being able to run around without heads. *shiver*

taurusxdee 10

Sunday 15 April 2012 9:29

Well, they wouldn't run around without heads of no one cut them off!

milabanilla 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 9:06

I dislike chickens. My grandfather had a rooster and it attacked me when I was kid ._. We had chicken for dinner..

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 15 April 2012 9:15

Your grandfathers **** was trying to show its dominance. ****, that sounds wrong.

Mirorbo 26

Sunday 15 April 2012 9:20

I choked on my late night dinner reading that. Thank you The_A_Teen. You almost killed me. XD

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 15 April 2012 10:48

Yeah, almost... *lurks in the shadows with shifty eyes

downtime 12

Sunday 15 April 2012 9:09

43, Your mistake was in the words "by your reasoning". There was no reasoning there, just a mash up of words that coincidentally form an actual sentence. It had as much thought behind it as his parents gave when they figured the pull out method was foolproof.

Mirorbo 26

Sunday 15 April 2012 9:13

Wow...flipping out over a dollar. Either your Dad is really bad in his finances, or he's a total child. A simple 'no' would have sufficed.

Birdie_Sage 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 9:21

Can't even buy it yourself? Even though it's a dollar more?

taurusxdee 10

Sunday 15 April 2012 9:24

WRONG. Read the bible.

clynne093 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 9:25

If you're SO concerned about animals DONT eat them!!

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 15 April 2012 9:30

OP means that (s)he doesn't want to eat animal products that comes from animals who suffer (which is basically the majority of animals mass produced for consumers in the United States.)

GothicAngel17 24

Sunday 15 April 2012 9:48

... That would be going against nature.

MissHayleyJames 7

Sunday 15 April 2012 19:29

ATeen please do some research before spreading misinformation, and PETA and HSUS are not reliable sources. The only real suffering food animals face on a mass scale is stress. Pain and injury are extremely minimal and are typically caused by another animal, not humans or machinery.

taurusxdee 10

Sunday 15 April 2012 9:28

Don't listen to these assholes. Thank you for trying to make a difference, and protect animals. It means a lot. No one deserves to suffer, especially a creature that can't stand up for itself. How would any of you like it if I stuffed your parents and relatives into a small room, abused them, under or over fed them and used whatever I needed from them then tossed the rest to the side? Exactly.