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By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML

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By helplesslover - 04/10/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML

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Kaination 0

Friday 24 July 2009 9:58

Step 1.) Kick him in the balls. Step 2.) Repeat as necessary until desired results are shown. lul.

rmujerita 0

Friday 24 July 2009 9:58

just leave!

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Gaby_peaceandluv 0

Friday 24 July 2009 21:23

Worst FML I have ever read.. I agree with #222, how the hell did this get through moderation ???

TR_Wolf 0

Friday 24 July 2009 21:45

As above, how are these crap quotes getting through moderation? The same with the ones that are blatantly fake.

justdance33 0

Friday 24 July 2009 21:50

My ex boyfriend did the same thing... I had to tell him I needed more time to get over him for him to agree... Literally, he was dumb. Just dump him though. You'll be happier in the end.

riseandshine_fml 0

Friday 24 July 2009 21:55

hahahhahaha you fail at life. and making fmls.

glowstick00 0

Friday 24 July 2009 22:12

This has happened to me before, I was just like wtf... not really an fml though

kdodoubleg 0

Friday 24 July 2009 22:17

It WILL become a HUGE FML if you don't get out and stay out. Trust me. Change your phone number if necessary.

RideOorDiee 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:03

Ownedd!!!! Ahahahaha

ichwillkeinengel 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:08

UR DOIN IT RONG. Seriously, it's not a QUESTION.

SarlaccBits 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:12

YDI for being stupid. So what if he said ‘no’ – if you want out, then leave. If you stay – you are a moron. and this is NOT an FML.

Hockeylover87_71 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:13

I agree with #233, your not supposed to be like "can I break up with you? Is that okay? will it hurt your feelings?"

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