By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
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Kaination 0

Step 1.) Kick him in the balls. Step 2.) Repeat as necessary until desired results are shown. lul.

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MsSippi 0

Well in that case tell him you are going to start seeing other people and if he wishes to tell everyone you are still in a relationship than that's fine but you are going to carry on as if you were not in a relationship or in an open relationship and that's that.

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bandgeek24601 0

stolen from a seinfeld episode.

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Everlasting_fml 0

I had a guy like that. It got so frustrating..

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VijgenVeger 0

will somebody please develop a 'screw you, he's awesome'-button..

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jsrjonah 0

since when do women listen to anything we say...you're still gonna break up with him...so A) you are dumb and B) you are a coward for not standing up for what you believe in

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TheJeninator 0

Dude, that has happened to me countless times with my assface of a boyfriend.

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12frisbees 0

Just walk out on him if he's an assface -- go to a women's shelter if you don't feel safe afterward.

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Cesilia 0

Haha, I've always wanted to do that, just to see what happens. Boy: "I'm breaking up with you." Me: "No you're not."

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