Love: Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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You deserved it 28 231

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By stuck - 12/06/2016 05:59 - Sweden - Hägersten

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He decided to lock me in the apartment until I say that we are in fact still together. This is the 4th time he has done this. FML

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Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML

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By grreeatttt - 31/01/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML

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By alaina2001 - 07/05/2015 22:22 - United States - Massillon

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2017 08:00 - United States - Park City

Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML

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Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML

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By helplesslover - 04/10/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 136

You deserved it 5 753

Kaination 0

Friday 24 July 2009 9:58

Step 1.) Kick him in the balls. Step 2.) Repeat as necessary until desired results are shown. lul.

rmujerita 0

Friday 24 July 2009 9:58

just leave!

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myfallenidol 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 1:29

One question, how does he fit his enourmous balls into his pants?

skylitmoonwalk 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:47

my ex did the same thing O_o

sakurachan04 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:25

YDI for being spineless

kearabo 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 4:24

lol this is a really funny one

fish4life217 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 11:05

SPEWINNNNNNNNNNNNN.....MAYBE HE HADNT FINISHED WITH U YET...?

_tanned 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 17:22

lmao.

blackmage607 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 21:53

I've had this happen to me once. I broke up with him later, just leave. it's for the best.

Gavik 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:46

lol what a pimp.

iareBRENDEN 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:48

I'm sure he didn't flat out say no, that would be wicked funny

ban4023 0

Monday 27 July 2009 7:21

lol wish I could have been there

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