By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
I agree, your life sucks 64 469
You deserved it 28 231

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Step 1.) Kick him in the balls. Step 2.) Repeat as necessary until desired results are shown. lul.

Comments

Just leave him. It's not like he can sue you over it or anything...

FuckinWhore 0
bunnyboo2525 0
beocA 3

I tried to break up with my boyfriend twice. I put his things into a box and while I was doing that, he was placing them back. When the box was emptied out, we stared at each other and I pouted. FML

hochrote 0

This happened to me. Everything got so stressful I broke up with him but he was spazzing and refused to let me leave. after a couple of days of not talking to him, everything worked out. =]

babyblue666 1

time for a restraining order.

It's like the Seinfeld where George can't break up with his girlfriend so he tries to have an affair, and that doesn't work either... 0.o

Quinzel_fml 0

BWAHAHAHA!! XD WHAT THE ****?! SLAP A BITCH!!