By Bishy123 - 26/03/2014 07:50 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I tried to get out of my boyfriend's car in an angered exit because he got a text from the woman he's been cheating on me with. I ended up tripping on my purse, falling out of the car and face-planting onto the sidewalk. FML
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Bishy123 tells us more.

Bishy123 8

I was not aware he was cheating on me until I read the text. He is no longer my boyfriend.

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kelseythompson 27

If he didn't try and help you out he's a major douche canoe and we can all but wonder why you're still with him.

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Welshite 39

Not only an "angered exit", but a stylish one at that. I don't know many people who could pull of such a brilliant exhibition of grace and poise. Oh, and dump the boyfriend.

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Witchylady 17

Oops. That must have hurt. It's a Shame your hopefully ex boyfriend wasn't the one who fell out of the car and tripped on his oversized cheating ego. I hope you told him to take a hike. Take care of the cuts and bruisers. They will heal and when you are ready a new man will come into your life. Someone so much better.

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sunshineb81 16

Good for you for dumping the cheater. Ain't nobody got time for that anyway. You will find someone worthy:)

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carterjanelle 9

*helps you up off of the sidewalk* it'll be ok

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ViviMage 39

Just do what my mom did: get out in a rage that she could walk in labor to the hospital faster than dad could drive, and slam the door so had it breaks a window!

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Mimical 3

All I can say is that is a load of shit slamming a door as hard as you can will not be able I shatter a car window. You clearly don't know what tempered glass is since even if you kick it with steel toe boots t won't break.

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frizz101 22

No if it was an old car before tempered glass.

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troutbum 11

All guys are scumbags, except me obviously, you'll realize that one day

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partywiththe666 2

I'm so so sorry, but that is the funniest shit.

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CUrraNT 11

Is this how people show you that they're head over heels for you?

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alljackedup7 7

Clock him right in the face. if you have weak hands, use your elbow :)

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ArentWeAll 4

I may have tripped, BUT THAT DOES NOT DIMINISH THE IMPACT OF THIS EXIT!

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JanisEvans 10

I'm so sorry. You know, there are plenty better men out there...

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