By Patricia - 01/10/2011 23:30 - United States

Spicy
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
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tateh22 1

Ouch, I would throw his food away and tell him to buy his own shit from now on!

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BeatlesObsessed 12

You should've taken over and saved him some work. ;)

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Beto36340 0

Wow he's a dumbass

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somewizdom 15

Maybe Op ***** like someone who's been sexually abused.

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RawrNom 0

OMFG! my best friend told me this exact story two nights ago... creepy. hit him in the nuts!

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VicmahnFml 0

Learn how to F$&k looks like u suck, or don't? Tsk tsk tsk

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JinxosGirl87 0

Apparently cumming once helps guys last longer when they engage in sex afterwards. I'm not saying he had this in mind, but you can always "assume" that's his mindset and jump on ;)

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chickenpie90 16

Feel sorry for ya

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