Love: Today, I tried to hint to my husband that we needed a new washing...

By poluxe - 16/10/2011 21:08 - France

Today, I tried to hint to my husband that we needed a new washing machine. I mentioned that we got our current one way back on our wedding day. He replied, "Yeah, and I got you too." FML

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By moneycatious - 19/03/2012 23:50 - United States - Seattle

Today, I gave my husband an expensive watch. The first words out of his mouth were, "You didn't use our joint bank account for this, right?" He then asked if I still had the receipt. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML

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By NewTenant - 20/06/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2021 11:00

Today, while talking to my parents about my car, my dad said, "Don't put a lot of money into it because we will give you ours when we move." I asked why, and my mom responded, "Well, we helped your sister with her wedding, so this is going to be your wedding gift." I'm getting a car out of pity for not having a wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 09:50 - United States

Today, trying to be cute, I told my soon-to-be husband he was the ying to my yang. He responded with, "Baby, you're the Monica Lewinsky to my Bill Clinton." FML

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By 081013 - 02/03/2013 07:23 - United States - Columbus

Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML

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Dried out

By Anonymous - 20/12/2020 20:01 - Canada

Today, after spending $300 replacing a dryer and getting the vents cleaned out when our tenants complained their clothes weren't getting dry, my husband and I realized that it was actually the washing machine that was broken. FML

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By Peach - 05/12/2017 15:00

Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML

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Simple Pleasures

By boredwithnothingtodo - 29/10/2019 06:07 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I got a new washer and dryer set. It's sad when all you have to do at night is make popcorn and watch the clothes washing. I even invited friends over. FML

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Self-centered

By lemonade1919 - 29/07/2024 07:00 - United States - Conroe

Today, I asked my SO for help with just the laundry, which translated into him only washing his clothes. We're married with multiple kids, and I currently work 2 jobs. FML

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iggz 0

Monday 17 October 2011 1:58

He does have a valid point...

twofirstnames 12

Monday 17 October 2011 2:00

If you read it the same way I did.. It sounds kinda sweet, but at the same time it sounds like he's calling you old or something. If any of that makes sense.

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darthrawn 0

Monday 17 October 2011 5:49

Guys don't take hints really well. You need to just tell him and not try to be subtle. Bluntness is key. :)

pdp_fml 21

Monday 17 October 2011 8:10

Men just can't take hints. I feel for OP, his comment was sarcastic I think.

mandibreann1212 6

Monday 17 October 2011 5:51

I don't get it...

g_ayvel 11

Monday 17 October 2011 5:58

Rude^^

funkthat26 2

Monday 17 October 2011 6:02

Why didn't you just tell him that the house needs a washing machine? It's not like he's gonna hit you or something.

toalysium 15

Monday 17 October 2011 6:08

Sounds like it time for a new model. Should probably get a new washing machine also while you're at it.

Darklord53 0

Monday 17 October 2011 6:19

Op is in France (where rape is legal). I suggest buying a strap-on, mount his anus, and tell him that you need a new washing machine, and if he disagrees **** him. P.s. I'm probably gonna get banned for that one so see you guys in about a month :)