By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 03:04 - United States

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 241
You deserved it 246 178

Same thing different taste

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Authoress 0

I'm sorry to hear your leg is broken, but honestly? Are you a complete idiot? For the sake of humanity, I hope you are a troll.

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#64 you must have gone to retard school because I learned that before pre-k and OP you are the biggest dumb **** in the uNIVERSE AND MAY THE WRATH A SATAN COME UPON YOU. GOOD DAY SIR!!!!!

Ouch. A total YDI. In the immortal words of Dr. Sheldon Cooper... "Ah, gravity. Thou are a heartless bitch."

jjjlc6173 0

please tell me you were on crack when this occured because if you weren't, oh god i dont even wanna know what you were thinking. i think its time to go back to kindergarten and learn some basic rules maybe? seriously think about it

I was going to suggest you're a small child, but...hopefully there are no small children here. At least not small enough to try jumping off a shed.

first off NO ONE can ever win the war against gravity! JUST HOW STUPID R U?? were u high or drunk when u did this?? i swear in about 20 to 30 years squirrels will be smarter and have more common sense than half of the us population!!

Natural selection was so close... If only he was higher up.

CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

seriously, how old are you? are you stupid? deserved, tbh.