Miscellaneous: Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed... - FML

By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 03:04 - United States

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML

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By chinchilla4404 - 02/08/2011 14:17 - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

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By Malpal - 23/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2023 22:00

Today, it's been a few days since I moved into a new apartment and was excited to finally have a balcony. I went out to enjoy the view, but as I leaned against the railing, it gave way and I fell two stories onto the pavement below. I ended up with a broken leg and a huge medical bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 17:39 - Spain - Mon?var

Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2015 11:03 - United States - Rochester

Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML

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By ... - 02/10/2012 20:55 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML

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By jessye1182 - 11/05/2012 23:16 - United States - Yaphank

Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML

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By IronFoot - 14/08/2011 02:41 - Canada

Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML

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By seussical65 - 14/04/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML

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Authoress 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 12:07

I'm sorry to hear your leg is broken, but honestly? Are you a complete idiot? For the sake of humanity, I hope you are a troll.

Addicted2FML303 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 12:09

Gravity's a bitch, huh?

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zebrapattern 6

Wednesday 28 December 2011 17:01

wow

hardestever 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 4:52

1.your a dumbass 2.im guessing your like 17? Mary poppins? Child molester

gem330235 0

Friday 13 January 2012 2:26

I laughed

redhedsaysrawr 18

Monday 16 January 2012 21:18

what are you, 9 years old???

simonelli 9

Wednesday 1 February 2012 2:59

Ha! Ain't gravity a bitch? But seriously, you're an idiot

lovelmo24 0

Friday 10 February 2012 6:10

I'm going to assume you're old enough to KNOW that the movie is fiction because you're typing this on the world wide web. I'd let that pass with a toddler attempting that, but wow. Don't watch Spiderman, and purposely get but by a spider now. Say it with me. "Fiction"!

Angel342 3

Sunday 25 March 2012 11:35

How tall was the damn shed? All the ones I've seen are only about 10ft off the ground... Did you land on concrete?

iVolleyball 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 5:23

So were you high when you did this???.....or are you just that dumb?

RachelPorter 7

Saturday 7 April 2012 5:38

That seems like something i would do! Haha

TehMaskedWarrior 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 8:21

XD, Halo? Really? Awesome.

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Today, some girl's mom gave me a load of abuse for endangering her daughter's health. How? By deleting my Facebook account, which caused her to have a serious panic attack. Apparently she thought we were best friends, and that I was ditching her. I'm confused too. FML

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