By LizP40 - 27/08/2009 16:46 - United States

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Today, I tried to initiate sex with my boyfriend. As I put on my most seductive moves, he ever so nicely says, "Babe, we just had sex last night. Why don't we wait a while so you've had some time to tighten back up." FML
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Intoxicunt 5

Tell him this: "Babe, why don't we wait a few years and give your **** time to grow, mkay?"

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Lackadaisy_Baby 0

Assuming he was being serious about the "tighten back up" bit, your boyfriend's a ******* tard. The only thing that could really "loosen" the ****** is childbirth, and even then, that's only temporary most of the time. And I seriously doubt his dick's the circumference of a baby's head.

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RonTayan 0

Why is everyone so Crazy here on the comments. He does NOT have to be cheating, and she does NOT have to be a *****. 1.) If you have a big dick it will strech a small pussy, This is a fact. 2.) If she is tight after she hooked up with him she will become lose. 3.) it takes time and maybe even exercises for her to tighten back up. Grow up people! This has happned to me before. 1st time we hooked up she was tight, a month's worth of sloppy drunk hookup sessions, she was looer than a pair of 10 year old gym shoes. So I said the same thing, lets wait a while and let you tighten back up. She wasn't cheating and I wasn't cheating.

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Lucy_Nothing 0

...sorry RonTayan, most girl's don't work that way. The first time you plowed her, she was probably using tighten up cream. I don't have sex with men because most are digusting sloppy pigs like you, but whenever my girl uses toys on me, I stay tight afterwards, no matter how many times we ****. All men posting on this board: Unless you are a doctor, you do not know enough about vaginas to give your two cents on why your *ahem* big dick stretches them out. You don't have a ****, and I don't care how many times some ***** has let you screw hers, you don't know what's going on. And if you have to research vaginas to make your claim more valid, that just makes you even more of a numbscull.

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ABbaby 10

Nicely put Lucy_Nothing

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Muhfin 0

AMEN LUCY!!! we (men) will never understand ******'s so stop trying to sound smart

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Music_Peace_1234 0

Yeah... I agree with #231 (Lucy_Nothing). :)

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Iimanii09 0

#131 Smart Person I Agree

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danielleeycakes 3

YDI for saying "I tried to initiate sex"

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kuraisora 0

to which you quip.... " okay, if you can't get it up again so soon"... If he doesn't want to do it he should just say so, instead of saying something like that.

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mandi625 0

Maybe his dick is just too small.

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adela119 0

maybe it was just..eh idk. it sounds smart to wait when ur tightened cus its better;) buut then again idk he cudlve ment something else....are you loose??

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