By Anonymous - 13/06/2013 15:13 - United States - Bemidji

Today, I tried to lift my girlfriend and spin her around like in a Rom-Com. I started the spin, then heard a pop. The pain caused me to yelp and fall to the floor, dropping her on top of me. I dislocated my kneecap trying to be romantic. She only weighs about 90 lbs. FML
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rg350dx 29

Just tell her she's so beautiful she makes you weak in the knees.

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Welshite 39

I tie on a cape and try to fly like superman. That doesn't work either.

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olpally 32

Didn't realize a 90lbs girl could do that to you. Lol. Next time, just be yourself instead of acting like you're in the movies. I hear that works out better and you don't end up in the hospital :)

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blondie107 20

90 lbs?? How tall is she? That's kinda underweight

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jmacfan1 16

Not if she's short. I'm 4'11" and weigh about 90 lbs.

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Mifflicious 18

I'm about the same, and I'm not underweight. People who are equally tall can have different weights without any of them being under- or overweight. Not everyone are built the same way.

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perdix 29

#26, she's 9'7" -- didn't you read the whole story?

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fricknugget 3

Idk that's kinda hot if you ask me..

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kitten_paws 9

You're girlfriend weighs 90 lbs?! Jeez how old are you?! I'm 14 and I weigh 93 lbs!

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2ndSucks 15

Age has little to nothing to do with weight.

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olpally 32

It does #31. the BMI and age groups are relatable in the medical field. I'm 27, so I should weigh around 165-175 lbs. it's also very critical to what you eat to be a healthy weight at certain ages in your life. That's why you get physicals, to make sure you're at a good weight for your age.

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Mifflicious 18

You should never be obsessed with what those medical charts say. People are very different, taller, heavier bones, more or less muscles.. A simple chart can't determine that. I've been called underweight all my life, but if I gained weight to be "Normal" according to the charts and stuff, I'd be too fat for my body.

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olpally 32

It's good to be health conscious though. I agree with you on all points.

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2ndSucks 15

Medical charts are mainly based on averages though, averages that many people do not meet. A very tall 27 year old and a very short 27 year old should not fall in the same healthy weight range. Also, as 48 stated, body types, muscle mass, etc. should be taken into consideration.

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Olympiakos10 15

I'm 15, 5'7", 130 lb. and people say I'm pretty skinny

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carnage45567 10

I'm 18 years old 205lb 5'11" and almost all muscle I used to be 225 and almost all fat I'm healthier but almost weigh the same

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josh8215 21

I'm 18, 5'11 and weigh a total of-OOH! A DONUT!

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perdix 29

And today is when her eating disorder begins. Who'd think 90 lbs is "fat?"

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madamspammalot 15

In the words of Flo Rida, "You spin my head right round, right round. When you go down, when you go down down."

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Ayanpatel95 7

Time for u to hit the gym and get strong lol

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SirTalkaton 22

Ha, everything you learned in life, you learned from a Rom-Com

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