Health: Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the... - FML

By NairyAGoodIdea - 15/01/2015 21:05 - United States

Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 00:01

Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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By muffin - 10/05/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 19:15 - Italy - Catanzaro

Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML

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By JasonX0656 - 29/01/2017 06:00 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML

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By boreed - 27/12/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML

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By Steve - 24/02/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML

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By Taylor - 15/07/2012 14:42 - United States - Eastchester

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Henderson

Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML

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By helpme - 15/07/2013 17:25 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML

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jpsullivan 36

Friday 16 January 2015 8:09

warning labels are there for a reason my friend

icnburbbygrl 23

Friday 16 January 2015 8:05

That's a ballsy move

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Polynomial 28

Friday 16 January 2015 9:10

I planned on doing that this weekend. Thank you for the warning :-)

mishwarner 14

Friday 16 January 2015 9:12

Left it on too long? I feel ta, it feels like the worst kind of burn in the most unfortunate of places.

nekminnet 13

Friday 16 January 2015 9:19

THINGS YOU'LL NEED Cold water Antibiotic ointment Analgesic gel Gauze Medical tape

RobinGoodfellow 47

Friday 16 January 2015 10:25

What's he gonna do, wrap his balls in gauze?

girI 20

Friday 16 January 2015 22:31

What's the tape for? Oh, that's right. His next experiment - waxing.

samsam23t 8

Thursday 30 July 2015 22:22

cold water is to wash the area anti biotuc ointment is so the area doesnt get infected the next thing im not too sure about im pretty sure its to stop the pain gause and tape are for keeping water and dirt out of the wound to keep it clean.

ForeverJasmine 26

Friday 16 January 2015 9:27

Well that sucks sorry dude

drosek89 20

Friday 16 January 2015 9:39

Lol sorry OP, but it says right on the bottle not to use it on areas like that. Ydi

CaliCassanova 14

Friday 16 January 2015 9:42

Hey all you YDI are Gona be jealous as hell when he's silky smooth from his nair burns! Price for beauty! ???

sam882 28

Friday 16 January 2015 17:02

I dont know, there's just something unappealing about chemical burns! haha, I think I'll stick to waxing.

RabbitOfAurora 28

Friday 16 January 2015 10:01

Voting YDI OP because as it's been stated, warning labels exist for a reason.

KinkyMissBinky 23

Friday 16 January 2015 10:27

Nair is bad enough as it is without using it THERE.

seemo82 19

Friday 16 January 2015 12:14

i sometimes do that but just 3 mins before getting in bathing water and washing it roughly many many times... then add dexa-panthenol just after taking the bath.... believe me ... it works... ofcourse that was after getting burnt the first time i did it till i figured out the right way

vikky538 28

Friday 16 January 2015 13:21

hope your balls are not burning in hell...

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