Miscellaneous: Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that...

By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

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By funnyguyNOT - 05/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

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By iammike - 24/08/2010 22:36 - United States

Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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Classic prank

By CelibateHero - 05/10/2013 06:31 - United States - Notre Dame

Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML

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I'm not okay

By butterbody - 23/03/2014 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML

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You deserved it 6 812

By MasterMcrib - 17/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Highland Park

Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML

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You deserved it 36 202

By tracelee - 03/03/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

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By william - 22/01/2009 23:22 - United States

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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By mylifesucks - 10/07/2013 20:10 - United States - Ellijay

Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was my car. FML

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peachesncreem 21

Monday 18 June 2012 18:52

Some people are such assholes. I hope you're ok op :)

DontModMeDammit 10

Monday 18 June 2012 18:53

Wonder if they are taking a trip this fall to somewhere nice.

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shots1996 8

Monday 18 June 2012 19:38

Ricochet car full of assholes. Sorry OP fyl for real that sucks

Kbearlove23 0

Monday 18 June 2012 19:39

Should have waved your fist like a champ(:

nelds 12

Monday 18 June 2012 19:47

Lol your comments never make sense to me. It's okay though, they make laugh then. Cheers :)

PassiionHero 7

Monday 18 June 2012 19:53

I'm not sure if I'm right, but I believe I was inside that car. You posted this rigt after bahahaha ^.^

BntyHntrSeattle 30

Monday 18 June 2012 19:58

33- Awkward ;)

Pandacupcakelove 26

Monday 18 June 2012 20:06

33- FYI, You're a douchebag do-do-douchebag!

commonlogicz42 6

Monday 18 June 2012 20:19

Hey dumbass, you live in america. The op is in Canada. Although we all hope to one day witness an event and later see it on fml, pretending you were there is just lame. Do not reply you were visiting. Although it's a possibility we all know it didn't happen. Keep vigil, you will eventually witness someone's shitty day.