Miscellaneous: Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that...

By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

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Funny how?

By funnyguyNOT - 05/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

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By iammike - 24/08/2010 22:36 - United States

Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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Classic prank

By CelibateHero - 05/10/2013 06:31 - United States - Notre Dame

Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML

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I'm not okay

By butterbody - 23/03/2014 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML

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By MasterMcrib - 17/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Highland Park

Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML

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By tracelee - 03/03/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

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By william - 22/01/2009 23:22 - United States

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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By mylifesucks - 10/07/2013 20:10 - United States - Ellijay

Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was my car. FML

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peachesncreem 21

Monday 18 June 2012 18:52

Some people are such assholes. I hope you're ok op :)

DontModMeDammit 10

Monday 18 June 2012 18:53

Wonder if they are taking a trip this fall to somewhere nice.

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qwqw176 0

Monday 18 June 2012 21:09

I really feel sorry for you man

Leslier_fml 4

Monday 18 June 2012 21:11

When they crash or get a ticket someone will laugh at them.

mscat 0

Monday 18 June 2012 21:23

How can one see this

chicagoIL 4

Monday 18 June 2012 21:23

Assholes

Deiatheira 5

Monday 18 June 2012 21:51

That must have been one epic case of tripping if they turned around just to laugh at you :3

Z03y 7

Monday 18 June 2012 21:52

Dude, not to be mean but yikes, my brain hurts from reading that...

Rapide100 6

Monday 18 June 2012 23:10

No, **** their lives for being so immature and disrespectful!

DocBastard 38

Monday 18 June 2012 23:58

I had to get my Idiot-English Translation Engine out of storage for this one. *whirr* *click* *bzzz* *DING* "Write down the license or commit it to memory. From now on carry a bowling ball. When you see a car that matches that description, toss the ball into any window. Payback achieved. I wrote this while high on paint thinner fumes." You're welcome.