By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 02:03 - United States

Spicy
Today, I turned 35. I was given my first-ever orgasm by the best lover I've ever had: a massaging shower head from Wal-Mart. That I bought for myself. It was the only gift I received. FML
I agree, your life sucks 110 227
You deserved it 17 609

Same thing different taste

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kate08_fml 0

that is a serious FML comment right there. F your life ... seriously

silkee_shiny 0

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UsingLogic 0

#86: Let me quote you here: "It's a preference for a particular gender and there's no shame in choosing to be homosexual just like there's no shame in choosing to be heterosexual." How the hell do you manage to choose your preferences? You say this like you just wake up in the morning and decide "Oh, today I want to like girls/football/chocolate". Other than that, why does saying that homosexuality is biological make it look like a disease? It's just different. The same way blond hair is different from brown hair. Do you think brown hair is a disease because it is due to biological causes? And what if in fact homosexuality is actually biological? So far studies show that the theory that is most likely to be true is the theory that says sexuality is determined by genes AND life events. If this theory turns out to be true, are you saying we should pretend it's not true just because it might make it seem like being gay is a disease?

Hey....look, I know this is cruel and I kind of hate to say this, but you have made me feel a hell of a lot better about myself. Thank you.

dripinwet 0

I have the same shower head... it is amazing... BF travels alot.. so at times.. it is my best friend... Can give you a mind blowing ****** for real........... happy birthday~!!!

I've read a lot of FMLs but damn.....35 years with an ******? damn

#7 disgusts me. As a gay man, I am not this way because I decided to "try" it, I had no choice over it. There is nothing "homophobic" (#89) about believing homosexuality isn't a choice--really, it's entirely the opposite. Stop spreading your messages of hate against people who were born this way (which is all of us).

rt523 0

well, for those of you who didn't pay attention in sex ed a lot of women don't reach their sexual climax until they're like 30, whereas guys reach theirs at 18. theres nothing wrong with you. and sometimes those showerheads are way better than any guy can do. heh.

johnnyramone 0

i feel for you. if i knew you i would have given you something