By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 02:03 - United States

Spicy
Today, I turned 35. I was given my first-ever orgasm by the best lover I've ever had: a massaging shower head from Wal-Mart. That I bought for myself. It was the only gift I received. FML
I agree, your life sucks 110 227
You deserved it 17 609

Same thing different taste

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kate08_fml 0

that is a serious FML comment right there. F your life ... seriously

silkee_shiny 0

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mrbuddy 0

You're either not good at sex (it takes WORK on BOTH people's end) to get there. Or you are one of those few women who have a very difficult time of it. But seeing as the shower head was your only gift, no friends, nothing..... You must suck. Try taking responsibility for your life, it's not anyone else's fault. If no man can last long enough, go get gang banged.

missus_butter 0

Plus side? Now you can have an ****** any time you shower. Sounds like your life just got better. Those showerheads are AWESOME.

crap i mean like crap i feel so sorry for you i mean like why did this happen your probaly a really good person i sure your friends had something planed for you maybe they were going 2 get you a blind date you never know but i didn't even know they had massaging shower heads but yeah if not your friends then maybe your family had something so dont feel bad i mean your not alone in the world :-) don't give up hope

PurplishRainbow 0

WOOOOOOOOOW Youre ******* retarded if you couldn't figure that one out before you were 35

AmarilloFML 0

Don't worry. After the first one, it gets much easier to climax after that.

ifeelasif 0

im sorry, i mean they made a move about steve carrel or whatever.. make a movie get famous.. youll be fine:/

Caidoz_fml 0

I say fake. Otherwise you wouldn't be posting this