By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 02:03 - United States

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Today, I turned 35. I was given my first-ever orgasm by the best lover I've ever had: a massaging shower head from Wal-Mart. That I bought for myself. It was the only gift I received. FML
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kate08_fml 0

that is a serious FML comment right there. F your life ... seriously

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silkee_shiny 0

Happy Birthday hun :)

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yuyo_fml 0

hey babe i dont suck at sex ;) come and try

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jdave21 0

if you ever come to nc lets get together

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jen_kay 0

Dudee, thats a serious FML. ever try that e-harmony, or eharmony stuff?

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thisismylifetoda 0

This is the SAME PERSON! THESE THINGS DON'T HAPPEN TO 'ANONYMOUS' BECAUSE THIS PERSON LEAVES MULTIPLE STORIES EVERY DAY AS A GUY AND A GIRL AND HE/SHE USES 'PROCEEDS TO' WAY TOO MUCH WHICH GETS ON MY NERVES AND SHORT SENTENCES AT THE END....LEARN TO WRITE!

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IllegalLight 0

I feel so bad for you. First ****** at 35?

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Pearson_fml 0

sorry to hear that.....but if you want an ****** from a person, I'm usually around

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thnxfrthvenom 0

wow.. 35?! really?!

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funnymonkey_fml 0

#163...no offense but u must be really desperate to want to hook up with someone who had their first ****** at age 35

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