Miscellaneous: Today, I used fly spray on my muffin tray instead of olive oil....

By Delicious - 21/03/2016 02:09 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I used fly spray on my muffin tray instead of olive oil. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 29/05/2010 13:16 - Malaysia

Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2012 07:24 - United States - Everett

Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML

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Shattered

By ParkerRommel - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

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By stanDman - 21/01/2009 20:06 - Canada

Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML

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By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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Nice sheen

By Vicki - 23/07/2021 14:03 - Canada

Today, I accidentally used wood stain instead of hairspray. Surprisingly, it doesn't come out that easily. FML

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Been there before

By OopsieDoopsie - 03/04/2023 04:00 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML

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By Hair problems - 20/10/2018 12:00

Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML

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Ewwwwww

By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 08:00 - United States

Today, I ordered some food to get delivered. When I opened the bag a fly flew out. FML

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Risky

By Anonymous - 20/08/2021 10:01

Today, I poured gas around my house for pest control. I can still smell it from inside. FML

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bryce0110 23

Monday 21 March 2016 16:16

Couldn't you have checked before using it? YDI

tin_cup 27

Monday 21 March 2016 16:19

At least you'll be fly free for the rest of the day.

Comments

kennethlwinter 3

Monday 21 March 2016 18:59

Because, yknow, reading is hard. Pay more attention next time. YDI

LittleRich 10

Monday 21 March 2016 19:17

Should have gone to Specsavours.

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 21 March 2016 19:28

Not sure if it's an obscure pun or spelling error. Gonna give you benefit of doubt.

gingeraleison 18

Monday 21 March 2016 19:51

Well I hope you didn't bake the muffins after finding this out.

Limeila 10

Monday 21 March 2016 20:05

Spray olive oil? But why?

ER1C_fml 22

Monday 21 March 2016 20:21

How did it taste?

princessofb 5

Monday 21 March 2016 21:54

... And you couldn't check before you used it OP?

waleedma 18

Monday 21 March 2016 23:41

What are they doing in the same place???

MummaG 10

Tuesday 22 March 2016 2:20

Why do you keep your fly spray with your cooking oil?

booterus 20

Tuesday 22 March 2016 5:12

Why were those two next to each other in the first place?

jbivens1992 17

Tuesday 22 March 2016 5:40

Shit like this happens to the best of us. Hopefully you noticed this before eating them.

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