By sadcase - 12/04/2011 14:01 - Australia

Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML
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CathyCraaazy 8

Painful .. but YDI for trying to straighten your eyelashes! For FUN?

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breakin_benjamn 0

wow! only idiots would attempt that!

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LinTurk 4

Nothing says "I'm Hot" like blisters on your eyelids. That should make sleep fun. Good luck with that.

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kwintalamillah 6

i don't even understand why you would straighten your eyelashes

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LaPerla 0

Neither do I! You normally put on mascara to make your lashes curlier, no?

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KristinaKreme 0

She was trying to STRAIGHTEN her eyelashes not make them curly.

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katiecherrie 4

no one said she didn't?

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LaPerla 0

169 - I mean, nearly every girl puts on mascara to curl their lashes, therefore I don't understand her attempt to make them look straight. You naturally have already rather straight lashes

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dwold91 3

169 - I don't entirely understand where that comment came from.. who said she wasn't trying to straighten then? read before you make yourself look stupid.

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DocBastard 38

Adam and Eve used a curler on their pubes, and we're all paying the price now.

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scottishandrew1 0

lol, well played sir

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cruforlife 5

you never fail in your infinite wisdom doc

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lol_ironic_life 9

LoL! except for asians ^_^ straight hair haha

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CoolAsian 0

hey dbastard why don't you go yourself with that knife. Bitch.

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No_LoveMM 3

How does one go about "going" himself with a knife? Please explain.

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persianjr1 7

CoolAsian should change his name to FoolAsian. don't ever mess with the almighty DocBastard.

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Jujunut 4

Wtf, wtf, wtf? Your stupidity amazes me.

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jewknowit710 2

it's ppl like you that make ppl like me afraid to procreate!

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whatwhatbuttbutt 4

So you're the reason why there has to be a warning that says "Not to use for eyes"?

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Barney_Rubble_75 0

gold! and how about the warning regarding peanuts on peanut butter?! maybe OP-type people really do exist?

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TheNewGuy03 28

just like you can buy a bag of mixed nuts, and, for whatever reason, there's a disclaimer on the back that warns you: "CONTAINS: NUTS." no shit, huh? i don't even... |the kid|

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