By asthmatic - 18/06/2009 23:07 - United States

Today, I used my inhaler for the first time in a year. As soon as I took a puff I felt something strange go down my throat. Upon closer inspection I discovered there had been a spider living in the mouth of my inhaler... and I had just swallowed it. FML
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biancagolden 0

Did you swallow the spider to catch the fly? I don't know why you swallowed a fly. ...Perhaps you'll die.

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Zenma 0

If that happened to me I would have to use the inhaler so I wouldn't have an asthma attack! FYL :(

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beaniebabe 0

Wouldn't you check it first? Or can you not see that part I don't know I'm no inhaler specialist

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Jennydew 0

I love spiders! Not for lunch though...

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EffYoLife 14

THATS WHAT YOU GET! Youre supposed to prime your inhaler if you havent used it for a while. pump it a few times. furthermore i dont think ur supposed to keep the same inhaler that long lol

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Phoenix_GAD 0

THANK YOU. jeez. this entire comment section has been ganging up on me. thank you for agreeing.

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kentucky89 0

Today, I read this FML about someone discovering himself INHALING a spider after he inhaled it already. FML.

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stephyvengeancex 0

Wouldn't you have noticed if there was a spider on it BEFORE you put it up to your mouth? I mean, they can be pretty hard to miss sometimes tbh.

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ivals 3

YDI, for not checking it after one year or atleast putting a lid on, idiot

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alwaysalady 0

Oh my god. As an asthmatic and life long spider-phobic person, I would have left asthma in the dirt and went straight to heart attack. I am so sorry for you.

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pjunk 0

Same here! Asthmatic and completely afraid of spiders (and pretty much all bugs), so this is my worst nightmare T-T

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jiggles101 0

That's nothing: the average human swallows 7 spiders a year during their sleep.

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MoobyTheCow 2

Congratulations: You were fooled by a practical joke started over 15 years ago to see how readily people would believe ludicrously fake facts spread in emails. (Look it up.) PS: Spiders hate warm, moist mouths.

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