By fuck fof and die dad - 20/11/2014 19:48 - Germany - Kiel

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Today, I've tried to have a quiet jack off four times, only for my dad to knock on my bedroom door within seconds and say "STOP IT." every single time. Now I'm too paranoid to even function. FML
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ojskyguy 8

Search your room for hidden surveillance.

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michaelm1290 23

Tell your dad to beat it.

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martin8337 35

Jackus interruptus.

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Ieri 31

Your dad is ruining your privacy but is it really necessay to tell him to die like a sexually frustrated teenager? It's his house and he's not comfortable with you doing that (like you wouldn't be comfortable with him masturbating aswell). If you don't like it then get a house of your own.

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pandalover69 26

Where does the OP say he told his dad to die? Also his dad probably masterbates and obviously not anywhere where it can bother the OP. It's OPs body he should be able to do what he wants with it in the privacy of his room like a normal teenage boy.

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Ieri 31

Plus, if he knows he has such an obsessed dad that probably put cameras on his room he should just stop trying there.

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Artemishuntress 8

lol op find a new location perhaps your closet the bathroom ect.. you get the picture to bad you didn't get to jack off

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raichu23154 10

don't bring a girl over who knows what he will during ur two personal time

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oJoy 11

that's disturbing, you're a grown man. what your doing is normal. tell him to **** off

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lollypop30001 19

He must have a teddy bear cam on you!

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limabeans101029 20

Oh like you've never done it. Masturbation is normal and the vast majority of people do it. Plus it's good for you as long as it doesn't become an addiction or anything

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darknut79 17

Try the bathroom, or maybe do it at night?

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