By idiot says pussy - 21/01/2014 17:43 - United States

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Today, I visited my girlfriend at her place, one thing lead to another, and we had sex for the first time. Her normally very sweet cat now hisses and savages me if I so much as look at him. FML
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Dthsapprntc 23

You moved in on his territory, of course he is going to be pissed at you.

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Pleonasm 35

"Idiot says pussy." Very strategic name, OP, let's see if it pays off in the comments.

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breakinlegs 19

haha. Not that I try to have sex in front of my dog but sometimes she will see and the look on her face is like "stop you are hurting my mommy!"

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Egorf 8

Are you sure you had sex with the right p*$$y?

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Ghostcaptain 6

I read that as "grandma" instead of girlfriend. My eyes practically popped out of my head. Skim reading at it's finest.

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sdroze1389 31

make a sex tape and play it on a loop, eventually the cat will learn the pecking order.

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ProctorKProducti 5

I read that so wrong at first.... I thought you had said grandma

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HopeDawn 13

My boyfriend's dog does the same thing. Is this really that common of an occurrence?

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unlocked_ 9

You don't smell like her anymore. You smell like another pussy lmao

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Michael903 18

Did you have sex with the girlfriend or the cat? Maybe that explains the rude attitude from the cat!!

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junkman6 22

Yes give both ******* a treat! I couldn't resist that one.

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