By idiot says pussy - 21/01/2014 17:43 - United States

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Today, I visited my girlfriend at her place, one thing lead to another, and we had sex for the first time. Her normally very sweet cat now hisses and savages me if I so much as look at him. FML
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Dthsapprntc 23

You moved in on his territory, of course he is going to be pissed at you.

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Pleonasm 35

"Idiot says pussy." Very strategic name, OP, let's see if it pays off in the comments.

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dachayke 16

This comment marks the end of the awful pussy jokes. I hope.

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aznpeaks 7

The cat expected more from OP? Naw but seriously, the cat probably sees you as a danger to his/her owner

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Threedog0214 6

You defile the pussy the pussy defiles you.

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rs7797 9

you sure you ****** the right pussy., or both?

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Ermony 3

That pussy wasnt very good at all was ?

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MrConcise 34

My cat used to sleep between me and my girlfriend, cuddling with me to separate us and did the same when things started moving towards sex.

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