By Alisha - 07/08/2012 18:04 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I visited my mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I asked why it was there. She shrugged and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML
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Helloilike_lacro 8

You, like a shit, just needed to get out of her

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MURIKKA 11

Ah, asshole relatives... Can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em.

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acetheone 8

your mom is a winner.

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dfens 8

YDI, because classy women don't shit.

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BiChelsea 6

What's with all the shitty jokes? There all crappy. I mean really, who give a turd?

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hailezz349 5

It probbly relieves her to see you.. literally haha(;

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BradTheBrony 19

(form back of auditorium) THAT WASN'T FUNNY! GET OF THE STAGE! *clapping and applause*

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183933 6

Well, look at it this way... You won't really need to worry about mothers day anymore, or her birthday, or Christmas, and specially Thanksgiving. But for Halloween I would definitely set a bag of shit on fire, set it by the front door and ring the doorbell with a note in the bag that reads "love you too mom"

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shots1996 8

Is it just me. Or would it stand to reason to assume OP's mom sits on a toilet backwards

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