Health: Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury...

By tessisue - 04/01/2016 11:18 - Germany

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 02:35 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML

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By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

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By anon - 31/12/2012 18:13 - United States - Gilroy

Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

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That escalated quickly

By marrying this man - 10/10/2023 07:30

Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML

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Injury meet insult

By hystcheria - 09/08/2022 16:00 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I shattered my ankle while mountain biking with my boyfriend. As I lay writhing on the ground, waiting for the ambulance, he traced the outline of my thigh and said, "You should get this suctioned out while you're in the hospital." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2011 23:58 - Canada

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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Thanks, dude

By jamiedevin - 06/11/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2018 19:00

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML

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UncleCaitlyn 21

Monday 4 January 2016 18:51

Taking bandaids off hurts don't judge

thatguy240 27

Monday 4 January 2016 18:54

Band-aids dont fix bullet holes.

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YourOpinionSucks 22

Monday 4 January 2016 19:02

As someone who has a few tattoos and piercings, I can tell you that it might not necessarily be the pain that set him off. Personally, I get light headed and nauseous when I see my own blood. Everyone else's blood is fine, something about seeing my own gets to me though.

bahamit 18

Tuesday 5 January 2016 8:51

The opposite can be true as well, I can stand to be in pain and bleeding everywhere without becoming even queasy. Yet at the same time I've nearly blacked out being with the wife while she got a piercing done.

Gradask 10

Monday 4 January 2016 19:02

Every one can have a phobia, some for blood , some for injuries and some for other odd things, it doesnt make the less human or in your view less manly. Phobia are irrational fears and are actually debilitating for the person who has them.

weatherxveins 29

Monday 4 January 2016 19:06

And people with blood-injection-injury phobias usually have a physical response that causes them to pass out.

Darkness_Hate 29

Monday 4 January 2016 19:12

Either he has some fears or he's a drama-king.

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 5 January 2016 4:09

I'm gonna be the non-PC guy in this thread and say that the OP's boyfriend is definitely being melodramatic. 1) Why would a minor cut necessitate a hospital visit unless it has been infected? Typically, isopropyl alcohol will clean it and hydrogen peroxide will speed up the healing process. Then you can apply a Band-Aid and save yourself some money. 2) How bad is the cut? If he lopped off a portion of his finger and it required stitching, then I can understand partially. But yelling, passing out, and needing a wheelchair for what is likely the equivalent of a paper cut? Come on. Based on this, I would have to assume that the boyfriend doesn't do anything physical *ever* and overreacts to very minor things. OP is too kind; the guy is a pansy.

Whatapuffchild 23

Monday 4 January 2016 19:14

How does he react then if you get your period..

picax8398 12

Monday 4 January 2016 19:19

You don't have a boyfriend, you have a girlfriend

disasterlydeed 26

Monday 4 January 2016 19:20

Some people just can't handle the sight of blood even when there is so little of it and/or it's their own. Also, cuts on the finger can sting like a bitch.