By Anonymous - 12/06/2012 19:01 - United States - San Diego

Today, I volunteered at a soup kitchen. During the rounds, a grisly but nice young fellow told me that I had beautiful eyes. I was quite touched; that is until he leaned in and added, "Can I have them for my collection?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 097
You deserved it 2 143

Same thing different taste

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TheFamilyElf 17

Yikes. "Well, no, but you can have an extra helping of mashed potatoes instead.."

At least he doesn't want to eat them, along with the rest of your face...

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Omg! Some creeper said the exact same thing to while I was making his sandwich at subway!

Its funny how most every commenter & the OP, assumed he was serious since he was at a soup kitchen.