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Oops I said that twice sry didn't mean to :)
Since when do little farts smell bad enough to stink up a cab especially when cabs smell bad enough already. I doubt it was little and if your a**hole stinks that bad you should've held it...YDI
how is that possible considering it didnt rain today in new york city?
*rolls eyes* you can't hold in a fart he wasn't holding it in until he got in the cab when you have to fart, you have to - you can hold it in for a few seconds MAYBE but usually it just comes out no one, not even the Queen, can hold a fart. It's not like vomiting, it's air trying to escape and it doesn't listen to nerve signals, ok?
for all those ppl saying 'ydi' cuz the op didn't hold it in not even the Queen can hold in a fart it's air trying to escape, it doesn't listen to the human body's nerve signals you can 'hold in' vomit for a few seconds but farting is nigh impossible it's possible to learn to fart without making any sound (I've learnt to do that), but it's impossible to stop the air from escaping by sheer will *rolls eyes*
Maybe it slipped when the OP was reaching in, lifting up? OP never said "I purposefully let it slip". Are we to assume they did?
YDI for taking 20 minutes to get a cab in NYC. That's ridiculous, especially at GCS
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wow, when you stink worse than the cab....bad...
Did you still have to pay? We're all wondering.