By proteinboy - 16/11/2009 03:00 - United States

Today, I waited for 20 minutes to get a cab outside grand central station in New York (it was raining). Finally, to my relief, I found a cab but when I got in I let a little fart slip. Two minutes later the cabby kicked me out of his cab because I stunk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 721
You deserved it 30 475

Same thing different taste

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wow, when you stink worse than the cab....bad...

Did you still have to pay? We're all wondering.

Comments

Oops I said that twice sry didn't mean to :)

ssnickel 0

Hey I was there yesterday in the rain too trying to get a cab after picking up my friend.

Since when do little farts smell bad enough to stink up a cab especially when cabs smell bad enough already. I doubt it was little and if your a**hole stinks that bad you should've held it...YDI

SmallTownCutie 0
fragmite 1

I would've kicked your dirty ass out of my car too.

how is that possible considering it didnt rain today in new york city?

OLOtheDemigodess 0

*rolls eyes* you can't hold in a fart he wasn't holding it in until he got in the cab when you have to fart, you have to - you can hold it in for a few seconds MAYBE but usually it just comes out no one, not even the Queen, can hold a fart. It's not like vomiting, it's air trying to escape and it doesn't listen to nerve signals, ok?

OLOtheDemigodess 0

for all those ppl saying 'ydi' cuz the op didn't hold it in not even the Queen can hold in a fart it's air trying to escape, it doesn't listen to the human body's nerve signals you can 'hold in' vomit for a few seconds but farting is nigh impossible it's possible to learn to fart without making any sound (I've learnt to do that), but it's impossible to stop the air from escaping by sheer will *rolls eyes*

Maybe it slipped when the OP was reaching in, lifting up? OP never said "I purposefully let it slip". Are we to assume they did?

YDI for taking 20 minutes to get a cab in NYC. That's ridiculous, especially at GCS

i_is_a_tr00l 0

People can hold in farts. It's not as hard as you think, but some of them are like, "PFFFFFT, Wait, Oh my God. Where did that come from? I didn't mean to do that. v_v," kind of farts. Just saying.